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I'm @ the police station
I'm @ the police station
I'm @ the police station now been done 4 drink driving.Urine sample was positive so I nicked the sample.they r now doin me 4 taking the piss
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One day Santas Girlfriend asks him,
One day Santas Girlfriend asks him,
One day Santas Girlfriend asks him, Darling, om our Engagement will you give me a RING?Santa:Ya sure, Give me ur Telephone No.
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Promise me we are true friends
Promise me we are true friends I am lamp you are light I am Coke you are Sprite
I am Sawan you are badal I am Normal you are Pagal I am Water you are Tanki I am
Tarzan you are Monkey.
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U got style, u got sex-appeal,
U got style, u got sex-appeal, u got the intelligence and u sure got the body.
Wait. Sorry, wrong number!
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Pehle Uthao, Phir sedha karo, Phir
Pehle Uthao, Phir sedha karo, Phir thook malo, Phir moun may lo, Phir Seedha kar kay
ghusaoo..Haye..Kitna mushkil hay soi may dhaga dalna.
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Bandar Apni maan say:- Maa main itna
Bandar Apni maan say:- Maa main itna badsoorat kyoun hoon!!
Maan:- Beta aisa nahin kahtay usay bhi dekho jo yeah sms parh raha hai aur allah
ka shukar ada karo!!
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Tumhay daikh kar aisa lagta hai
Tumhay daikh kar aisa lagta hai k insan pehlay bandar tha. OHO! ghusa mat ho
warna aisa lagta k insaan ab bhi bandar hai
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Zindagi mein teen cheezen
Zindagi mein teen cheezen kabhi bhi aa sakti hain....
PAISA..... MAUT.....
Aur..... Aur..... Aur.....
Mera SMS !
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Kya bindaas hawa chal reli hai
Kya bindaas hawa chal reli hai,
birds gana ga relay hain,cow log grass eat reli hai,
shane log sms kar rele hain
aur dhakkan log sms padh rahele hain!!
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Ha ha ha ha hha ha ha ha ha hha ha
Ha ha ha ha hha ha ha ha ha hha ha
ho ho ho ho ho oh oh oh ooh ohh eh eh he he
hhe he he hee he he hha ha ho ho ho ho he he he.........
KUCH NAHIN BAS TUMHARI
SHAKAL YAAD AA GAYI.... ha ha ha ha ho ho ho ho.....
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Macchar ne jo kata
Macchar ne jo kata... dil main mere junoon tha.
Khujli hui itni... dil be sukoon tha.
Pakada to chor diya yeh soch kar ki....
sale ki ragon main apna hi khoon tha !
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Romance Mathematics
Romance Mathematics
Smart man + smart woman = romance
Smart man + dumb woman = affair
Dumb man + smart woman = marriage
Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy
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Tum hoti to aisa hota
Tum hoti to aisa hota, tum hoti to waisa hota
Tum is baat pe itna hasti, tum uss baat pe itna khush hoti,
Tum is baat pe ye kehti,tum uss baat pe wo kahati
shukar hai tum nahi ho!!!
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Kash tumhare chere pe
Kash tumhare chere pe chicken-pox ke daagh hote,
Kash tumhare chere pe chicken-pox ke daagh hote,
chand to tum ho hi,
sitare bhi saath hote!!
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Aik bandar apni ammi k
Aik bandar apni ammi k pass gaya aur kaha ammi main itna budsoorat kion hon Us ki ammi nay kaha tum to kuch bhi nahi ho...... Usay dekho jo ye sms parh raha hay.......
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uska rakhi
Mene jis se pyar kia uska naam alla -rakhi hai,wo meri alla-rakhi hai mai uska allah-rakha hon,ye kia rakha .....rakhi ki rut laga rakhi...tumhari alla-rakhi ne kisi or se bana rakhi hai
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Jungle meeting
The animals of a jungle have decided to hold a meeting. The lion has come, the
tiger has come, the elephant has come, the monkey has come.. But The meeting
hasn't started. Guess why ? Because the Donkey is busy reading this SMS !
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you are attractive
A - U'r Attractive B - U'r D Best C - U'r Cute D - U'r Dear 2 me E - U'r
Excellent F - U'r Funny G - U'r Gud Looking H - He He He I - I'm J - Just K -
Kidding
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You gave me strength
Dark were those days, without your sight. When I was in darkness, you gave me
light. You gave me strength 2 make life bright. Thank you so much PHILIPS
TUBELIGHT !
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Our friendship
Our friendship means a lot 2 me.. U cry i cry.U lauf i lauf .. U jump out of the
window ..I look down & then... i lauf again!!!
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